Blizzards To Strike UK As Arctic Outbreak Engulfs Europe; Mammoth Sees 5 Feet Of Snow In 5 Days, With Another 5 Feet On The Way; Japan Suffers -21C (-5.8F) And Heavy Snow; + The Global Average Temperature Dropped Hard In November

Despite the establishment’s ever-loudening cries of “Terrifying Terra-Firma Broiling”, planet Earth cooled quite substantially last month.